I won’t play mobile shooters

This is the link to the article.

Remember Diablo Immortal? Well, this game is made by the same people, so there’s that.

I don’t play mobile games very much unless they are games that can be played with one hand and paid little attention to while still maintaining a high level of skill at the game. I don’t want to be bad at something I’m playing with one hand. It’s a shooter though. Why would I play a shooter on my phone?

If you haven’t suffered through the experience of Diablo Immortal (or if you have), let me give you a brief overview of my problem with it.

This is the UI. It mostly resembles my experience, but imagine that the bottom left and right sides of this image are covered by thumbs, then think of trying to hit the tiny buttons above the big purple missile. I’m going to ignore the difference between the two ticks of 373 which are presumably damage and the boss’s health which has been whittled down to 159,884 despite the fact that the red in the background of the health bar which is presumably supposed to represent the overall percentage is consistent all the way across.