Ranking Every Thing Ever

*Grilled cheese has been relocated by user veggie_bats.

  1. An african grey parrot that talks like Gilbert Goffried
  2. Diablo II
  3. Satisfactory
  4. The sound of a cat purring
  5. Board Game Trivia moment at PAX
  6. Tiny Brains
  7. Banjo-Kazooie
  8. Mario
  9. Grilled Cheese*
  10. Super Smash Bros. 64
  11. Carl Linnaeus
  12. Zach meeting Jeff Gerstmann
  13. Sleeping Dogs
  14. Great Blue Heron
  15. Sephiroth
  16. An African Grey parrot
  17. A cloud shaped like a dinosaur
  18. Playing the early version of Happy Salmon
  19. The feeling of nice, fine, dry, warm sand between your toes
  20. Picture of John Vianney
  21. Fortnite Battle Pass
  22. Meeting Tommy Refenes, creator of Super Meat Boy
  23. Titanfall 2
  24. Bald eagle
  25. Borderlands art style
  26. V Rising
  27. Pokemon (franchise)
  28. The potential of Smash & Grab
  29. Rabbit and Steel
  30. Chained Together
  31. Toad
  32. Kicking ass as Meta Knight
  33. Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers
  34. Borderlands
  35. Battle Passes
  36. Borderlands 2
  37. Polygon
  38. Gamespot
  39. Meta Knight
  40. The taste of pineapple on pizza
  41. Thanos
  42. The smell of freshly cut grass
  43. Great White Heron
  44. Kotaku
  45. Kung Fu (NES)
  46. Ark: Survival Evolved
  47. IGN
  48. N64 Controller C Buttons
  49. A dev coaching the other team in Smash & Grab at PAX
  50. Picking Meta Knight
  51. Borderlands 3
  52. Gearbox Press Conference at PAX
  53. The feeling of mushy, wet, cold sand between your toes
  54. Adventures of Shuggy
  55. Losing a Speedrunners tournament to the developer
  56. Overwatch Battle Pass
  57. A rusty trombone
  58. A world made entirely of cheese
  59. A time machine that only goes forward
  60. A never-ending staircase
  61. Paper Sacrament cups
  62. Period cramps
  63. “Feminist allies”